photolies:

I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.

(via rest-is-for-thedead)

carlsagansbitch:

ok thats cool but in america you can get 100 mcnuggets for $25

(Source: joycemannerism, via myheartofgoldturnedplatinum)

gamsee:

how do you start a conversation with someone without sounding lame do you just be like Hey man how many cool scooter tricks can u do

(via mememaster)